Missing Links

Entertainment….pure entertainment.

Those of us who have read Sports Illustrated most of our adult lives had a habit of picking up the current issue and immediately turning to the back page to read Rick Reilly’s column.  Rick had a way of turning a phrase on the pressing sports issues of the day like no one in the business.  Cynical, funny, insightful and always entertaining.

In his book, Missing Links, Reilly spins a hilarious tale of a bunch of middle-class slackers in Boston who “wasted their youth” playing and gambling every day at “possibly the worst golf course in America”, a place he called Ponkaquoque Municipal Course and Deli.  The food was bad, but the golf course was worse.

“It was one of the great mysteries of life why grown men would actually arrive at 4 a.m. to put their little golf balls in a rusty old pipe…and then go back and sleep in their cars, just to play a golf course at eight that would have a hard time making Best of Chernobyl”.

The gambling tales of the Chops who played at Ponky are what makes this worth reading.  Among others they include:

Hoover- He really sucked

Thud- The almost human hearse driver for The Peaceful Rest  Mortuary

Crowbar- He was constantly prying himself into any situation

Two-Down- Never lost-as he said “Bets don’t start until I’m two down”.

Stick- The story’s protagonist

Dannie- Old female chop, baseball hat, baggie sweaters but “a cotton         eyed Arkansas accent…with a twelve-car-pileup body and a little nose that could’ve hardly made a dent in a cream pie”.

They bet on anything and made up the games as they went along.  “Reversals” in which your opponent could tee up your ball, turn around, and hit it as far in the opposite direction as he could.  “Alohas” where you double everything on 18.  “Murphys” where once every 9 holes your opponent could pick up your ball and place it anywhere within two club lengths of where it lays.  “It is very discouraging , indeed, to be just about to hit the bejesus out of your drive and than have somebody holler, “Murphy” and walk over and deposit your ball in a ball washer”.

Now Ponky sat adjacent to The Mayflower Club which was “only the finest, snootiest, private, white, sperm-dollar country club on the eastern seaboard”.  It was full of blue blood members with numerals in their names who drove Bentleys and Jaguars into “a kind of green-and-blue Protestant Paradise”.

Which gets us to “The Bet”.

You see The Bet is what really changed it all at Ponky turned the place upside-down and shook out all of the loose change.  It came about when three of the Chops-Two-Down, Dannie, and Stick- decided the ultimate challenge would be to see who could be first person to finagle their way into play the Mayflower Club.  $1,000 a man, winner take all.  Clearly this was to be a no-holds barred, anything goes competition and what unfolds is a series of tales of intrigue and woe as the three of them seek to capture the ultimate Ponky Prize.

Once you start reading this book you won’t be able to put it down, except to catch your breath between sessions of uncontrollable laughter.  It is Rick Reilly at his best…..frat house humor…..pure entertainment.

Missing Links

Rick Reilly (1996)

Rolfing In Hawaii

Golf Channel decided to make the Hyundai Tournament of Champions the hood mount ornament for it’s golf coverage for 2012 by throwing everything including the kitchen sink into the first broadcast of the season from Kapalua in Maui. They covered the event wall-to-wall pulling their all-star broadcast crew from the Golf Channel and NBC Golf stables. I was not sure there was going to be enough headroom in the broadcast tent when they announced that both Johnny Miller and Nick Faldo would be working the 18th tower for the full four days of the event.

Truth be told they did over cover this event like it was a major. But with only 4 of the top 20 players in the world rankings in the field, this was basically the Greenbrier Open staged in paradise. To say that Golf Channel/NBC was stretching for content, they spent 3/4 of the two-hour pre-game show the night before the first round talking about Tiger Woods. Tiger was not only not playing in the event, but he has not even committed to his first appearance in a PGA tournament for 2012. It got a little over the top when the only thing they could find for Kelly Tilghman to do was sit in the tower in her prom outfit and tell us things like where Steve Stricker and the family went to dinner last night in Lahina.

Then there was the fabricated PTI atmosphere of Dan Hicks trying to prod Johnny Miller and Nick Faldo into contradicting each other. It rarely seemed to work. The two were actually quite compatible and somehow managed to leave enough wiggle room for each other to be insightful.

But if you ask me it was the unapologetic Hawaii expertise of Mark Rolfing that saved this broadcast effort. There is no one with the type of inside knowledge of Hawaii, Maui, and the Kapalua Plantation Course like Mark Rolfing. He knows all the local slang, the exotic species of wildlife and flora, and every break in every corner of every green on the Island.

He obviously was a consultant in the Crenshaw-Coore construction of this unique course at Kapalua and provided insight into the strategy of the layout that none of the others on the broadcast team seemed to possess. For example, Rolfing said the putt Stricker was looking at on 17 was a fooler, it looks downhill but is actually uphill because the mountain is in front of him not behind him. Sure enough Stricker left it on the lip a half a revolution short. He pointed out that on that dramatic drive on eighteen where all the pros hit it about 400 yard to the same 4 x 8 foot area in the bottom left of the fairway, Coore and Crenshaw started with the tee about 100 yards further up the hole and just kept moving it back because it did not seem to make any difference on where the ball would end up. They finally ended up with a hole that is 663 yards from the Tournament Tee on the scorecard which makes for some real
“Oh My God” moments in the broadcast.

Local knowledge is a huge asset in a golf broadcast and Mark Rolfing is the ultimate chip to play when the tournament is in Hawaii. Golf Channel could have saved a lot of money and the broadcast would have suffered from much less bloat if they simply miked Rolfing, Miller, and Faldo and let them do it all.

January, 2012

PGA Tour Aloha 2012

The 2012 PGA Tour Season kicks off this week on the sun drenched side hills of the Kapalua Plantation course in Maui with the playing of the Hyundai Tournament of Champions.  This is a limited field event of the winners from last year’s PGA sanctioned events.

Good news is, this is a marvelous visual venue for golf.  If you are stuck in the grip of winter on the mainland the Golf Channel broadcast of this event in prime time each night will warm the cockles of your heart.  Broadcasts are Friday through Monday from 5:30 to 10pm ET.

Hanging Chad-Number 17 Green

(Click here to see my Postcard From Kapalua photo collection)

The bad news is, 11 of the champions eligible for this event will be home snowboarding, surfing, or watching the event from the comfort of their couch.  Missing from the action include (3) major champions-Schwartzel, McIlroy, and Clarke, (3) WGC event winners-Donald, Scott, and Kaymer, and (2) FedEx Playoff event winners-Johnson and Rose.

The absence of highly ranked players from this event is a continuing trend.  Mickelson has not played since 2001 and Tiger last played here in 2005.  Clearly the extended world golf season until early December and the plethora of rich events through the calendar year make the lure of this season opening event much less than it used to be.

Having said that, this is one incredible golf course to see in HD and the elevation changes on the last two holes will offer you some 400 + yard drives to behold.  If the choice is a another silly bowl game or some second rate college hoops I recommend the clicker lands on this broadcast from sunny Hawaii.

(Click here to see the complete Kapalua Plantation course review)

January 2012

Classic Golf

Walter Iooss is one of the most celebrated sports photographers in history.  As their senior sports photographer he has contributed over 300 Sports Illustrated covers to the magazine over his illustrious 40 year career.

This book is a compilation of over 200 black and white and color images that catalog the personalities of the greatest players in golf in the modern era.  In an arena where shutter clicks are verboten during a player’s swing, Iooss somehow stealthly captured the swings of the greatest players in the game in full action.

Hogan, Palmer, Venturi, Chi-Chi, Nicklaus, Trevino, Watson, Miller, Crenshaw, and Tiger-they are all here and so many more.  The common denominator is images of players-their swings, their personas, their unfiltered emotions.  In these photos Iooss captures the drama of the moment as well as the nature of the man in the heat of competition.   With his personal collection, Iooss should have his own room in the USGA museum in Far Hills, New Jersey.

Arnie and Jack   Ligonier, Pa 1965   (walteriooss.com)

As you look through this book you cannot help but shake your head, time and time again, saying to yourself, “I remember that picture, I remember that look”.  It is like a personal bit of time travel for those of us who have religiously followed the game for so long.

Dan Jenkins said, “In this splendid book, Walter Iooss makes the sport of golf look as colorful and thrilling as it actually was in the second half of the twentieth century”.

If you can find this book you should add it to the stack under the coffee table in your family room.  You will find yourself picking it up regularly for another joyous walk down memory lane.

(Click here to review Walter Iooss’s Golf Portfolio on walteriooss.com)

Classic Golf-The Photographs of Walter Iooss Jr.

Walter Iooss (2004)

New Year’s Resolution

We may not think that in the coming year we are going to be better than ever we were, but we are sure that we are going to be better than last year.  That pleasantly fatuous belief never really leaves us, but it flames up more brightly than usual on the first of January, because that day is like the ninth hole in a round.

How often when we start playing very badly we say that we shall do better after the turn, and how often our words come true.  We want just that definite turning point to set us on the right road and the New Year supplies us with it.  On any ordinary summer day of the year if we go to bed slicers we do not expect to wake up driving with a slight, beautiful and controlled shaded draw; but as we take our bedroom candlestick with yawn on the night of December thirty-first, there seems nothing in the least improbable about such a miracle.

Bernard Darwin

New Year’s Eve Cheer

American Golfer, 1933

Johnny Miller 360

As you can see from the images in this slideshow called “Johnny Miller Through The Years” Johnny always evoked confidence and style throughout his career.

From Brylcreem to full mop he looked and dressed the part for each era.  Bad news was sometimes his taste in clothing was halucious, good news was he had the body type to pull it off.

Deep down in side he was always a traditionalist.  He had great respect for guys like Arnold and Jack and the hallowed traditions of the game.   Just look at the putter he is holding in this picture.  As a friend of mine remarked, “It looks like he got it from Harry Vardon’s garage”.

One of the finest iron players to ever play the game, he practiced what he preached.  Compare some of these images to his theory on hitting good irons.  Review Johnny Miller’s “10 Rules for Sticking Your Irons”.

Enjoy a short jaunt through time…..Johnny Miller’s time…..as we know with Johnny he never fails to elicit a reaction.

(Click here to see Golf Digest’s “Johnny Miller Through The Years”)

Golf Digest

2011

Johnny’s Iron Rules

(Photo by Joey Terrill)

No matter what you think of Johnny Miller you have to admit two things:

-The man could hit some irons in his day.  He literally was knocking down flagsticks when he was in his prime.

-He may be opinionated about player’s swing mechanics during the NBC golf broadcasts, but he is generally right in what he says.

So the attached article from Golf Digest called “Johnny’s 10 Rules For Sticking Your Irons” attracted my attention when I stumbled on it the other day on the web.

What I found most intriguing about his tips in the article is that they are not technical swing tips at all.  Only two of the ten are remotely about swing mechanics.  These are just practical suggestions on how you should mentally and physically approach iron play to get the most out of your game.  It is what I would call suggestions for “Good Swing Hygiene”.

Take five minutes and give this article a read.  I am sure there are a couple of things therein that will help you hit your irons more solidly and maybe, just maybe,  stick a few of them the next time you are out.

(Click here to read “Johnny’s 10 Rules For Sticking Your Irons”)

Golf Digest

January, 2009

Discretion

A number of years ago we were playing at Royal Portrush in Northern Ireland, the venerable home course of Rory McIlroy and Darren Clarke, and we noticed a young couple walking their black Labrador amongst the low dunes between the holes.

Every minute or so the Lab would leap into the high grass on the dunes, forage for a minute, and then return to his owner with the prize of someone’s lost ball he had discovered.  The owner would drop it into a sack he was carrying and they would plod on.

The more I watched the more I wondered, did the dog have the good sense to spit out the Pinnacles and Top Flights and leave them there.

December, 2011

Royal County Down Golf Club

The Demure Front Entrance (golfpicoftheweek.com)

Ireland is a country that boasts over 45 links golf courses and Royal County Down is undoubtedly the crown jewel of them all in the mind of those who have had the privilege to play it.  The course camps on dramatic sand dunes above the town of Newcastle.  The high vistas of the course provide some of the most majestic views in Ireland of this small rural town set at the foot of the Mountains of Mourne along the shores of Dundrum Bay and the Irish Sea. To borrow from the English golf writer Peter Dobereiner’s descriptive in the course yardage book,  “The links of Newcastle are exhilarating even without a club in your hand…….As a backdrop, the Mountains of Mourne loom heavily against the sky, subtly changing color under the play of sunshine and shade just as the Irish sea switches its mood.  Spice the picture with a hint of peat smoke in the wind and you have a setting which all the billions of property developers could never reproduce.  The strip of dune land was 90% along the road to being a golf course before the game was ever invented.  All it ever needed from the hand of man was a minimum of adjustment……  And all it needs now is restraint from the hand of man.”

Stout Number 3 477 yd Par 4    (blondietravelblog.com)

The original routing of Royal County Down was done in 1889 by Old Tom Morris, who erroneously gets credit for the current course design, since most of his routing was abandoned about a decade later.  The course we see today was the result of the diligent work of a club member, George Combe, in the early 1900’s.  Much like Oakmont or Merion built around the same time, this incredible course was not the work of a famous course architect but rather an obsessive work in progress of a talented golfer and member of the club who understood the unique topography and wind conditions of this area and produced a series of holes that would take full advantage of both to create a unique tactical challenge.  Subsequent modifications were done to the course by the renowned architect Harry Colt in the 1920’s when he modified some green settings and created the famous 4th and 9th holes which are two of the most celebrated on the course today.  In 2005 further renovations were done by English architect Donald Steel and the 16th hole got a major makeover strengthening the finish of this magnificent layout.  But it is really the work of Combe that is most responsible for these championship links that have so admirably stood the test of time. The impression most people have of this course after their first walk is that it is unfair and somewhat capricious.  At 6600 yards in a howling Irish breeze with only 3 par fours under 400 yards I can understand how they would say that.  The totally blind tee shots required on 2, 5, 6, 9, and 11 would never be presented by an architect building the course today.  There are also a plethora of blind or semi-blind shots into the green complexes depending on the angle from which you are approaching the green.  But as a wise old Scotsman once said, they are only blind the first time you play them and they do give the course a somewhat arbitrary characteristic that you can enjoy if you embrace it.

Gorse, Heather, Bunkers, And Wind Are It’s Best Defense (yourgolftravel.com)

The fairways are narrow ribbons strung among some of the most impressive sand dunes in all of Ireland.  The sides of these dunes are covered with purple heather and that nasty golden gorse that you so often see in Scotland but rarely experience on the Emerald Isle.  Shots hit or blown off line can suffer what seems like an arbitrary punitive fate as a result but it is just the sticky rub of the green.  The landing areas off the tee and into the greens have very distinct slopes and collection areas so picking the right club and the right line to end up in a position of tactical advantage is at a premium.  Hiring an experienced caddy to be on your shoulder with local knowledge is a really wise investment.

Rarely Have You Played Bunkers This Punitive (golfclubatlas.com)

The bunkers at Royal County Down are probably it’s most famous calling card.  They are deep, cavernous sharply angled pits with native sea grasses growing over the top edges like intimidating Groucho eye brows. In many ways the generous bunkering is what makes this course a tactical gem.  As with most links course that experience strong winds of varying directions, the positioning of a particular bunker can go from a benign visual hurdle one day to a heart stopping forced carry the next.  Tactical positioning of the tee ball and the approach shots makes the game a bit of a chess match with the course and the daily elements. The greens are the least discussed feature of the course but in some ways the most important to consider.  Similar to the Pinehurst 2, many of these greens are domed with fall off shoulders that feed a shot without sufficient conviction off into grassy hollows or sand pits from which it will be a serious challenge to get up and down.  The low running recovery pitch will get major use, often times beginning away from the pin letting the slope and breeze bring the ball back to your target.  There is plenty of slope in these greens-some obvious and some subtle-that make reading the greens for pace and break a huge challenge.  Again, an experienced caddy can be invaluable in this regard.

Startling Visuals Can Be Distracting (golfdigest.com)

For all the visual shock and awe you find on this course, it remains eminently playable and a place where you can shoot a good score if you keep your wits about you.  It will ruthlessly punish impatient course management especially from players trying to do play shots that are clearly out of their skill set.  But it provides wonderful opportunities to recover with clever tactical options for a player with a creative imagination and sound judgment.  As with all links courses the ground is your friend, especially when the wind is up, so hitting bump and run approaches on the proper line can give you scoring opportunities you would not expect.  When this day is over your mind will be as exhausted as your arms and shoulders, but if you have played well and won your Nassau bet there is a very gratifying Guinness with a large head awaiting you in the bar. Royal County Down has never hosted an Open Championship, mostly because of  the obscure location and logistical challenge it would present to getting 20,000 people a day to the course.  But it has had it’s share of prestigious and memorable championships over the years.  The Senior Open Championship was hosted here from 2000 through 2002 and it attracted the likes of Nicklaus, Palmer, Player and Watson.  After playing here, Watson put the first 15 holes at Royal County Down at the tops of his favorites list.  The 2007 Walker Cup was a nail biter affair between some of the strongest amateurs in the world.  The U.S. team that prevailed 12.5 to 11.5 included Rickie Fowler, Dustin Johnson, and Webb Simpson all of whom are destined to become household names on the PGA Tour.

The Golf Course and Town Are Inseparable  (yourgolftravels.com)

Royal County Down has the golf pedigree to provide what the famous golf writer Herbert Warren Wind once said was “the sternest examination of golf I have ever taken”.    Bernard Darwin golf writer and a top line amateur in his own right wrote that the golf here is “the kind of golf that people play in their most ecstatic dreams.”  If you approach playing here with an open mind and a spirited resolve, you too will come away with a scrapbook of special golf memories from playing one of the finest links courses in the world. Newcastle, County Down Northern Ireland Architect:  George Combe (1900-1910) Tees                Par    Yardage   Rating   Slope Medal              71      6878         74         131 Stableford       71      6675         73         126 (Click here to review Royal Country Down hole-by-hole descriptions)