Discretion

A number of years ago we were playing at Royal Portrush in Northern Ireland, the venerable home course of Rory McIlroy and Darren Clarke, and we noticed a young couple walking their black Labrador amongst the low dunes between the holes.

Every minute or so the Lab would leap into the high grass on the dunes, forage for a minute, and then return to his owner with the prize of someone’s lost ball he had discovered.  The owner would drop it into a sack he was carrying and they would plod on.

The more I watched the more I wondered, did the dog have the good sense to spit out the Pinnacles and Top Flights and leave them there.

December, 2011

Royal County Down Golf Club

The Demure Front Entrance (golfpicoftheweek.com)

Ireland is a country that boasts over 45 links golf courses and Royal County Down is undoubtedly the crown jewel of them all in the mind of those who have had the privilege to play it.  The course camps on dramatic sand dunes above the town of Newcastle.  The high vistas of the course provide some of the most majestic views in Ireland of this small rural town set at the foot of the Mountains of Mourne along the shores of Dundrum Bay and the Irish Sea. To borrow from the English golf writer Peter Dobereiner’s descriptive in the course yardage book,  “The links of Newcastle are exhilarating even without a club in your hand…….As a backdrop, the Mountains of Mourne loom heavily against the sky, subtly changing color under the play of sunshine and shade just as the Irish sea switches its mood.  Spice the picture with a hint of peat smoke in the wind and you have a setting which all the billions of property developers could never reproduce.  The strip of dune land was 90% along the road to being a golf course before the game was ever invented.  All it ever needed from the hand of man was a minimum of adjustment……  And all it needs now is restraint from the hand of man.”

Stout Number 3 477 yd Par 4    (blondietravelblog.com)

The original routing of Royal County Down was done in 1889 by Old Tom Morris, who erroneously gets credit for the current course design, since most of his routing was abandoned about a decade later.  The course we see today was the result of the diligent work of a club member, George Combe, in the early 1900’s.  Much like Oakmont or Merion built around the same time, this incredible course was not the work of a famous course architect but rather an obsessive work in progress of a talented golfer and member of the club who understood the unique topography and wind conditions of this area and produced a series of holes that would take full advantage of both to create a unique tactical challenge.  Subsequent modifications were done to the course by the renowned architect Harry Colt in the 1920’s when he modified some green settings and created the famous 4th and 9th holes which are two of the most celebrated on the course today.  In 2005 further renovations were done by English architect Donald Steel and the 16th hole got a major makeover strengthening the finish of this magnificent layout.  But it is really the work of Combe that is most responsible for these championship links that have so admirably stood the test of time. The impression most people have of this course after their first walk is that it is unfair and somewhat capricious.  At 6600 yards in a howling Irish breeze with only 3 par fours under 400 yards I can understand how they would say that.  The totally blind tee shots required on 2, 5, 6, 9, and 11 would never be presented by an architect building the course today.  There are also a plethora of blind or semi-blind shots into the green complexes depending on the angle from which you are approaching the green.  But as a wise old Scotsman once said, they are only blind the first time you play them and they do give the course a somewhat arbitrary characteristic that you can enjoy if you embrace it.

Gorse, Heather, Bunkers, And Wind Are It’s Best Defense (yourgolftravel.com)

The fairways are narrow ribbons strung among some of the most impressive sand dunes in all of Ireland.  The sides of these dunes are covered with purple heather and that nasty golden gorse that you so often see in Scotland but rarely experience on the Emerald Isle.  Shots hit or blown off line can suffer what seems like an arbitrary punitive fate as a result but it is just the sticky rub of the green.  The landing areas off the tee and into the greens have very distinct slopes and collection areas so picking the right club and the right line to end up in a position of tactical advantage is at a premium.  Hiring an experienced caddy to be on your shoulder with local knowledge is a really wise investment.

Rarely Have You Played Bunkers This Punitive (golfclubatlas.com)

The bunkers at Royal County Down are probably it’s most famous calling card.  They are deep, cavernous sharply angled pits with native sea grasses growing over the top edges like intimidating Groucho eye brows. In many ways the generous bunkering is what makes this course a tactical gem.  As with most links course that experience strong winds of varying directions, the positioning of a particular bunker can go from a benign visual hurdle one day to a heart stopping forced carry the next.  Tactical positioning of the tee ball and the approach shots makes the game a bit of a chess match with the course and the daily elements. The greens are the least discussed feature of the course but in some ways the most important to consider.  Similar to the Pinehurst 2, many of these greens are domed with fall off shoulders that feed a shot without sufficient conviction off into grassy hollows or sand pits from which it will be a serious challenge to get up and down.  The low running recovery pitch will get major use, often times beginning away from the pin letting the slope and breeze bring the ball back to your target.  There is plenty of slope in these greens-some obvious and some subtle-that make reading the greens for pace and break a huge challenge.  Again, an experienced caddy can be invaluable in this regard.

Startling Visuals Can Be Distracting (golfdigest.com)

For all the visual shock and awe you find on this course, it remains eminently playable and a place where you can shoot a good score if you keep your wits about you.  It will ruthlessly punish impatient course management especially from players trying to do play shots that are clearly out of their skill set.  But it provides wonderful opportunities to recover with clever tactical options for a player with a creative imagination and sound judgment.  As with all links courses the ground is your friend, especially when the wind is up, so hitting bump and run approaches on the proper line can give you scoring opportunities you would not expect.  When this day is over your mind will be as exhausted as your arms and shoulders, but if you have played well and won your Nassau bet there is a very gratifying Guinness with a large head awaiting you in the bar. Royal County Down has never hosted an Open Championship, mostly because of  the obscure location and logistical challenge it would present to getting 20,000 people a day to the course.  But it has had it’s share of prestigious and memorable championships over the years.  The Senior Open Championship was hosted here from 2000 through 2002 and it attracted the likes of Nicklaus, Palmer, Player and Watson.  After playing here, Watson put the first 15 holes at Royal County Down at the tops of his favorites list.  The 2007 Walker Cup was a nail biter affair between some of the strongest amateurs in the world.  The U.S. team that prevailed 12.5 to 11.5 included Rickie Fowler, Dustin Johnson, and Webb Simpson all of whom are destined to become household names on the PGA Tour.

The Golf Course and Town Are Inseparable  (yourgolftravels.com)

Royal County Down has the golf pedigree to provide what the famous golf writer Herbert Warren Wind once said was “the sternest examination of golf I have ever taken”.    Bernard Darwin golf writer and a top line amateur in his own right wrote that the golf here is “the kind of golf that people play in their most ecstatic dreams.”  If you approach playing here with an open mind and a spirited resolve, you too will come away with a scrapbook of special golf memories from playing one of the finest links courses in the world.

Newcastle, County Down Northern Ireland

Architect:  George Combe (1900-1910)

Tees                Par    Yardage   Rating   Slope

Medal              71      6878         74         131

Stableford       71      6675         73         126

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Who Are These Guys?

During his charity event in Portland that attracted many active PGA Tour, Champions Tour, and retired pros and golf dignitaries, Peter Jacobsen and professional Nico Bollini
regaled the audience with a series of golf swing impersonations that are guaranteed to make you smile.  Many of the culprits they captured were in attendance which makes it kind of a roast.

Secret In The Dirt caught this on video and to share it with their audience.  Some of the impersonations are old Jacobsen favorites-Lee and Raymond- but there are a few that Nico does which are rib-tickling entertainment.  His Corey Pavin and Colin Montgomerie impersonations are classics.

(Click here to enjoy the Secret In The Dirt video of Peter’s Clinic)

Secret In The Dirt

Fall 2011

Tiger Is His Own Man

As I have watched the saga of Tiger Woods unfold for twenty years the question continually occurs to me, who is actually making the decisions, who is really responsible for running the Tiger show?

John Feinstein, in this Golf Digest article “No One Tells Tiger Woods What To Do” excerpted from a new book, says that his experiences with the man leave no doubt in his mind that the buck stops with Tiger….period.

As you will read Feinstein has a history of confrontations with Team Tiger over the years. Starting early on he was critical of the well publicized controlling influence of Earl Woods on Tiger’s early development.  He took Tiger to task in his articles a number of times for public behavior he considered unprofessional.  Things like canceling appearances at tour events where he was granted sponsors exemptions, declining an invitation from President Clinton to appear in a tribute event to the late Jackie Robinson, or trying to control access of the media to players at tour events.  None of this criticsm sat well with Tiger Woods or his handlers.

With so many people benefiting from the rising Tiger star, tour sponsors, fellow players, and even the media, it was rare to hear anyone articulate criticism of Tiger and his public behavior.  Truth is, Feinstein was consistently right in what he was saying and the public conversation would have been much more balanced if more writers had done the same.

Feinstein was confronted on this by members of Team Tiger to no avail and eventually had a number of conversations with the man himself on a series of incendiary subjects.  As usual, Feinstein did not hold his tongue and faced up to these challenges without hesitation.

In a conversation with Tiger on the core subject of Earl’s influence he said:

“I really don’t think your dad is different from any other pushy, grab-the-bucks father,” I said, “except for one thing: You’re his son. So, I give him some credit for your genes because you’re smart enough and tough enough to deal with everything he’s pushed on you and still be a great player. Most kids aren’t that way. I think you’ve succeeded in spite of your father, not because of your father.”

Throughout the article Feinstein cites incidents of public behavior that grabbed the golf headlines where the decision that created them consistently points back to the controlling influence of Tiger himself.  He leaves little doubt that Tiger is his own man and that, or better or for worse, Tiger has been the guy responsible for shaping his public image.  Pull up a comfortable chair, take a read, and decide for yourself.

 (Click here to read John Feinstein’s Golf Digest article on Tiger Woods)

John Feinstein

December, 2011

Revelations

As reported on Yahoo Sports today, a few people have taken notice that with the passing of Kim Jong II, North Korea’s Supreme Leader, one of the greatest proclaimed golfers of our generation has grabbed a burger at the turn and is off to the back side.

In 1994 it was reported by reliable North Korean sources that Kim Jong, in his first round of golf ever, made 11 holes in one on his way to a 38-under par 34 over 18 holes at the 7,700-yard Pyongyang Golf Course. This was more than just fairways and greens!!

Here are some of the public’s lamentations on possible effects of his passing as they appeared on Twitter today.

“Look at it this way: With Kim Jong Il dying, everybody will be moving up one spot in the World Golf Rankings,” noted Dan Daly in a Twitter posting.

Others pondered the golf showdowns that never happened.

“Kim Jong-il’s passing means LukeDonald is now indisputably golf’s world no.1,” Tweeted John Mackay. “Congrats Luke. Just a shame it wasn’t settled on the course.”

“Golf world mourns the passing of the prodigious world leader never to win a major,” Tweeted Shaun Hinds.

Even Paddy Power tweeted that “The world has lost a golfing legend, we’re 1,000,000/1 for any PGA player to beat Kim Jong Il’s record round of 38 under.”

Some saw hope for Kim from beyond the grave, Rick Reilly posting, “Just in from North Korean state news agency: Kim Jong Il’s corpse shoots 54, incl 6 aces.”

Nick Howell pondered what might have been, saying his record round “Could’ve been even better if his ball hadn’t stuck under the windmill on the eleventh.”

Alistair Barrie was shocked there was not more mention on golf websites, noting, “No one seems remotely concerned that the world’s greatest golfer has died.”

“With passing of Kim Jong Il, sports world may have lost greatest golfer of all time,” tweeted HuffPost Sports.

“The golf world mourns the loss of Kim Jong-Il. Routinely scored 3 or 4 aces every round according to state run media, so it must be true,” wrote Len Berman.

Ray Ratto had his suspicions, tweeting “don’t fully buy this Kim Jong-Il golf story. Surely the Callaway people would have sent him a hat, a shoulder patch or something.”

In a timely post with Christmas approaching, Chris Scoular said, “The North Korean equivalent of finding out Santa isn’t real must be finding out Kim Jong Il didn’t invent the hamburger or shoot a 38 in golf.”

Yahoo Sports

December, 2011

Master Of Fashion

Ian Poulter, ever the fashion maven, made sure his IP black shirt and favorite plaid trousers would look resplendent with the yellow blazer they give you for winning the Australian Masters.  Then he went out and shot a masterful 67 at Victoria Golf Club in the final round of the JBWere Australian Masters to complete his outfit.

In relatively benign conditions for the Australian Sandbelt region, Poulter’s solid ball striking and putting led to 65-68 as he comfortably led the tournament at 8 under after the first two days. On Saturday Geoff Ogilvy, who grew up down the street from the storied Royal Melbourne and Victoria Golf Clubs, used a entire childhood of local knowledge to his advantage.  He rocketed up the leader board with eagle, birdie, birdie on the first three holes and had 9 birdies and an eagle on the day shooting a blistering 63 to take the lead at 13 under par.

As we saw at the Presidents Cup a month earlier, the northern breeze provides the stiffest defense to these Sandbelt courses and the final round would not yield the kind of scoring the players enjoyed the first three days.  The wind played havoc on everything from tee to green and even more so on the putting.  There were lots of incredulous head shakes after balls seemed to veer inexplicably off line on their way to the hole.

Ogilvy’s jeweled carriage turned into a pumpkin on the back side on Sunday as he made two bogies and a double in the last six holes to take himself out of the hunt.  Poulter, on the other hand, eagled the opening hole to tie for the lead and made three more birdies on his way to 15 under and a 3-shot victory.   Ian seemed to comprehend the wind effect better than most making a ream of testing 5 to 15 footers to save pars and keep the competition at bay.  Through the week he hit over 70% of the greens and was under 28 putts a day on greens that seemed to confound most of the field.

Good bet the yellow blazer will be added to the IP Fashion Collection come spring.  He certainly looked handsome in it.  On the golf course Ian Poulter Fashion Statements generally speak for themselves.  This week his clubs were on the same page as well.

December, 2011

Bad Temperament

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Nothing in golf generates more of this than missing a three-footer.  Most famous for this was Terrible Tommy Bolt, of blessed memory. ______________________________________________________________ “Tommy Bolt’s putter has spent more time in the air than Lindbergh.” Jimmy Demaret ______________________________________________________________ After missing … Continue reading

His Writing Is The Cure

“Tim, thank you very much.  When you rattled off that list of credits, you left out my cure for polio, but I’ll excuse you for that.  You got all those other things in there.”

Dan Jenkins response to Tim Finchem’s introduction and announcement that he would be only the fifth golf writer in history to be inducted into the Golf Hall of Fame.

Jenkins then concluded with:

“Thanks to all those people that called in with having nothing better to do.  I can’t wait until May 7th when you put some (indiscernible) on my shoulder and give me a saber.”

(Click here to read Bill Fields Golf Digest article “Honoring a Prose Pro”)

December, 2011

TaylorMade Introduces Rocketballz…….Seriously!!

The golf world is a twitter with the buzz created by the TaylorMade’s introduction of their new line of metal woods, hybrids, and irons for Spring 2012 called “Rocketballz”. They claim these clubs are engineered to provide “the first significant innovation in relation to COR (coefficient of restitution) ball speed since the introduction of steel construction to fairway club in the 1980’s”. Apparently, according to the pros who have demoed these puppies, the ball rockets off the club face like an X-15 in heat. So they get their name.

The double, triple, and quadruple entendres are already percolating across the golf media in relation to the introduction of this name. It took some real kishkas for the TaylorMade higher ups to “support” this moniker for their new line of clubs. But it is clear to me it did not take sophisticated focus groups to know who they are selling these things to……men….big, burly men who have no shame about flaunting their wares.

Taylor Made Rocketballz Driver

Men will not only embrace this name but they will brag on it. When a guy cranks one out there about 270 and one of his admiring buddies pipes in “Wow Joe, what you got there?”, he will proudly bellow without hesitation “Rocketballz”. It will be in the mind of the beholder to determine what piece of equipment he is referring to.

The marketing of this line has endless possibilities. I personally think John Cleese should spearhead this campaign in a dark coat and an oversized fedora playing the role of the “TaylorMade mohel” consecrating these new implements. The rumor has not been confirmed but I believe that these can be bought with circumcised or uncircumcised head covers.

Mark my words, there will be billboards this spring with Dustin Johnson proudly brandishing the “RBZ” belt buckle with his stock white pants and royal blue Adidas shirt …..probably with a sultry Natalie Gulbis hanging on his arm.

The TaylorMade guys are no dummies-sexual imagery sells. I see cross marketing possibilities-commercials with a couple of 17 degree hybrids sheepishly sticking out of the Cialis bath tubs basking in the setting sun.

December, 2011