Northern Scotland-Day 2: Brora Golf Club

A Sunday drive up A9 took us around Inverness and up into the true Scottish Highlands to an obscure course called Brora (circa 1891) designed by the storied Scottish golfer James Braid.  This is a classic links stretching 9 holes out the strand and 9 holes back in.   The naked exposure to the coastline means you get maximum wind effect in nine hole increments.

Brora FlagBatten down the hatches-tattered flag tells you all you need to know about what is ahead

The CoastSet against the water and mountains brings back memories of County Sligo and Ben Bulben in Ireland

Brora Tee MarkerHeadstones tell the story on every tee

Brora Ball WasherVery unusual levered ball washer keeps the Titleist tidy white

Electric FenceElectric fences surround every green to ward off the wandering lawn mowers

Power PostThis provides the juice…..hands off!

Cows GrazingWe are talking beef lawn mowers with serious appetites

Cow Practice AreaThey even have a cow short game area adjacent to the first tee

Sheep GrazingAnd then there are the bahhing sheeps-three bahs is a 3-flap wind

Brora 17The holes are spendific stretching out on dunes terrain

Brora 6 Par 3Par 3 sixth looks like a Skee-Ball lane

Brora 6 BunkerThe number 5 hole is a serious playing impediment

Brora 16Plateau….the 16th…requires sherpa help to ascend to the putting surface

Brora 18 FrontThe 18th green complex can get you coming and going

Brora 18 Clubhouse ViewSipping a cold one in the bar with a perch view overlooking the march up the last.

(Click here to follow our trail to Day 3 at Royal Dornoch Golf Club)

For more detail click to see the Brora Golf Club Review

July, 2013

Northern Scotland-Day 1: Moray Golf Club

Moray Golf Club LogoOur eight day tour of the north of Scotland began in the seaside town of Lossiemouth at a little known Old Tom Morris creation called the Moray Golf Club.  This is a simple links in wending among low dunes covered in gorse and heather.  A nice walk over firm and rumpled seaside turf with serious encroachment from an RAF Air Force base looking over your shoulder.  It has been a long hot summer and brown is definitely the new green.

Moray Clubhouse.jpgThe modest clubhouse perched above the 18th looks down on the shoreline below

Commemorattive Sundail.jpgCommemorative sundial honors the memory of locals who served in the Great War

Christmas Reindeer In July.jpgA little Christmas in July

Moray Landscape.jpgThe full panorama of the links from the hilltop vantage point of the clubhouse

John Murray Golf Shop.jpgThe John Murray Golf Shop sets an understated tone you feel throughout

Aaron and MichaelOur tour guides for the day…Michael and Aaron…wiser than their years

Moray 8th Runway Lights

The ever present reminder of the jet traffic above

Moray 12 greenManaging difficulty amongst the nooks and crannies

Moray 18The final act plays out in an amphitheater setting below the clubhouse

Sundial and Sundown.jpgChillin’ out as the sundail’s work is done

(Click here to follow our trail to Day 2 at Brora Golf Club in the Scottish Highlands)

For more detail click to see the Moray Golf Club Review

July, 2013

The Magical Mystery Tour

Keepers Mag Mystery Tour LogoIn our annual Kolor War team competition The Keepers rekindled fractured memories of their youth with a theme that was a tribute to the Fab Four.  Twenty-four guys on four teams stepped right up and made a reservation contesting three different formats over 27 holes as the Magical Mystery Tour came to take them away.

Hats and AccessoriesGetting up early to dance to a song that was a hit before their mother’s were born there were lots of foolish grins, heads in the clouds, dressing to the nines like Lucy in the sky.

In the morning Two-Man Alternate Shot some said stop but the Penny Laners said go-go-go establishing an early six point lead.  Available points doubled for the second nine and the same pairings played a parallel best low ball/best second ball affair. The Laners thought they were the rich men kept their money in a big brown bag and the Strawberry Fielders and Walruses at bay.  A four point lead was all that separated them before the break for burgers and dogs on the veranda.
LunchingWe have a high percentage of single digit eaters in our group.

The BrowniesBut beneath the blue suburban skies, possibly inspired by the traditional brownies, the Fielders and the Fools shaved another customer in the afternoon singles Almost Skins format. Each foursome was grouped by handicap index with a representative from every team playing each hole for 7-5-3 or 1 point depending on the lowest net scores.

CalculatingAs the groups came in the milling, bragging, and figuring lasted until the last putt fell and , in the end, it was a mere seven points that separated the Strawberry Fielders from the Fools On The Hill.   No goo-goo-goo-joob for the Walruses, who apparently were in fact the eggmen, taking third twelve points back.

The WinnersAs pointed out, satisfaction was guaranteed by (from the right) Sky King,
Stewie the Smirk, Going Down Sol, Vente Stig, The Lurking Ron, and Short Order Bob

Final ScoreboardA full audit revealed there were not enough chads to get hung about and the Strawberry Fielders showed there is nothing you can do that can’t be done….nothing you can make that can’t be made…..no one you can save that can’t be saved (with a good short game)……love is all you need.

It was Strawberry Fields forever.

July 2013

SMGA/Wounded Warriors Outing

A beautiful June afternoon for a picnic with friends and a little golf….The Keepers and SMGA/Wounded Warriors shared this great experience at our annual Wounded Warriors Outing at Woodmont Country Club.  Keeper guys and their wives hosted 15 Wounded Warriors and a pair of very cute service dogs to some golf instruction, lunchin’ on the lawn, a round of golf, and after game cocktails, veggies, and big fish stories.

Wounded Warriors Outing 2013The entire crew…including Tucker and Gunner….

Billy and Zach
Getting to know you…getting to know something about you….

Warrior HugsOld SMGA friends reunite……….

Richard North
On the way to the range……

Putting Conversation
Anchored, belly, or conventional putters…the debate goes on….

Bernadette and Brice Instruction
Some professional attention…….

Chris Bowers Driving
Letting it rip……

Dueling Drivers
Long drive competition

Steve and Gunner
Pre-game chillin…….

Tucker Serving
Now that is dedicated service………

Tucker-The Tongue
It is all about extension……..

Zach Shaun and Stephanie
Some pre-game conversation

Kathy and Tucker 2
On course reaction………

Sol and Vincent
Keeper and Warrior buds…….

Sol and Vincent Wrestlin
Apparently they could not agree on the putting line……

The Ladies Lunchin
And then it all came down to eating and carousing with friends…..

With the help of the Salute Military Golfers Association our members have an opportunity to spend the day getting to know these men and women who have given so much to protect the freedoms we enjoy.  Their courage and perseverance in facing the challenges their service has presented is something special indeed.  Playing a little golf, sharing some personal time,  and getting to know these American heroes was an honor and a pleasure for all who participated.

(Click to read more about how you can help those who help military families)

(All photos courtesy of Rita Mhley)

June, 2013

SMGA Logo   Keepers Logo-Small

Peer Pressure

Paula and friend doing a Dufner   (credit: @THEPCREAMER)

Paula and friend doing a Dufner       (credit: @THEPCREAMER)

Apparently it is getting to everyone since Jason Dufner ignited the “Dufnering” craze with a Kodak moment during a charity appearance in a Dallas elementary school.  Tour players across the globe have taken on the challenge to do a Dufner.

(Click to read the Yahoo Sports report on Dufnering)

March, 2013

Arnie

(arnoldpalmer.com)

He is the most immeasurable of all golf champions.  But this is not entirely true because of all that he has won, or because of that mysterious fury with which he managed to rally himself.  It is partly because of the nobility he has brought to losing. And more than anything, it is true because of the pure, unmixed joy he has brought to trying.

Dan Jenkins

The Dogged Victims of Inexorable Fate

1990

Postcard From Bay Hill

Bay Hill Club and Lodge is known to most golf fans as the home of the Arnold Palmer Invitational by Mastercard that fills our TV screens in March of each year. It is actually one of the finest golf resorts in Florida, the product of the imagination and hard work of Arnold and Winnie Palmer. The low key presentation of this top shelf golf facility
is a reflection of Arnold’s passion for the game and Winnie’s attention to detail in every interaction with resort guest and residents.

Wall Of Fame

A stroll through these hallways is a walk through an Arnie Museum….this Wall of Fame has signed pictures of Arnie with friends of every generation including Ike, Gerald Ford, Dinah Shore, Ben Hogan, Jack, Phil, Bill Murray and countless others.

Keepers WaffleThen there is the comfort food…beside the waffle I recommend the Bay Hill Chips and garlic dip.

Clock 2The watch tower that overlooks the practice green, staging area, and starter’s hut.

Mens Locker Room 3

Old school….the Men’s Locker Room has a full bar, gin tables, and plenty of table space
to calculate the results. Shared lockers with Tiger or Ernie are an unexpected extra.

Dick TiddyThe Dick Tiddy Memorial Rock….commemorates his decades of service as the Director of Golf at Bay Hill..presented by The Shootout Gang.

Please Keep Off 2Apparently not all paying customers know how to follow directions.

Grandstand 2The show is coming…..preparation is well underway to handle the patrons.

ScoreboardTrust me it will be straight by game time.

Magnolia 2Arnold thought of everything…here is a peek through the imported Magnolia hallway that frames 15th fairway.

Kathy and TroyA Do-Si-Do between the archer and counsel in picking the right bow.

BH 2The target…..#2…..seems so docile but actually a daunting task with trouble lurking everywhere.

#8 with ballWind, water, hills, and sand make the approach to 8 a real challenge….take note of the white dimpled speck 25 feet left of the hole.

BH 18 2Robert Gamez’s 7-iron seared this image of the eighteenth in the viewing memory of the golfing public and Greg Norman in 1990.

Troy Kathy Moe 2The Little Lady and supporting cast…The Mish and Troy The Seer….apres game.

Bay Hill is a place where you can let your hair down, kick back, and enjoy golf the old fashioned way, one Arnold Palmer at a time.

February, 2013

(Click to read the full moegolf Bay Hill Course Review)

(Click to read the full moegolf Bay Hill Charger Nine Review)

(Click to read the moegolf Bay Hill Short Game Area Review)

Fantasy Backyard

If you are a narcotic golfer than the attached video of the back yard of Short Game Guru Dave Pelz from the “Million Dollar Rooms Series” is going to make you drool. We are not talking about driving range nets and chipping baskets here. We are talking a real scale full-featured short game practice facility with accurate replicas of some of the most iconic green complexes in golf.

In his yard you can play pitches, chips, flops, sand shots, three-wood chips, bladed sand irons….the works. Best part is that the surfaces play and respond like the real deal…..and he does not have to mow one blade of grass.

If you had this outside your sliding doors you too could be a contender!

Million Dollar Rooms Series

Dave Pelz’s Backyard

January, 2012

Bedlam Returns

To those who have played the 16th at TPC Scottsdale in the annual Waste Management Phoenix Open, it is like playing at the Red Sox post 2004 World Series riot inside of Fenway during the game.  No cars will be turned over and torched but you could light the breath of 80% of those in attendance.  There is nothing like it anywhere else on the PGA Tour.

Bo Van Pelt said that stepping out of the tunnel to the teeing area is the modern sports equivalent of stepping into the Roman Gladiator ring.  About 30,000 crazies with Caesar McCord giving the thumbs up or thumbs down.  All this hoopla for professionals hitting a knock-down 9-iron into a 162 yard par 3 that doesn’t even have a water hazard.

Over the years this hole has seen it’s share of The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly-Tiger’s Ace in 1997,  some really impaired synchronization of the wave, and Ian Poulter giving the crowd the one-finger salute after missing a short birdie putt.

Bedlam always prevails.  The guy with the “Quiet Please” paddle is about as relevant as Tiger’s body guard at a Sorority Mixer.

The Golf Channel

January, 2011

Anchoring

After watching this video of 21 month old Two Gloves Kopinskis you will understand why those Blue Blazers are banning anchored putting.  The game would be dominated by young whippersnappers like this and there are not enough diaper changing stations at your typical tour stop to handle them.

Owen has spirited his own method-right anchored with a left-hand-low-claw grip.  As you can see no yippin’ in this putting stroke and apparently he has the pitching game to go with it.  He needs a little work on the signature fist pump………but as they say………. baby steps…baby steps….

WLS-TV Chicago

January, 2013