Sun Mountain H2No Ultralite Stand Bag

We have been discussing the “imminent arrival” of a waterproof ultralite walking bag for years with David Dorn, the head pro at our place, so I was floored the other day when I got an email from him telling me that “our bag” had arrived.   Apparently Double-D’s consistent pestering of Sun Mountain officials at the annual PGA Show had finally paid off.

Before I headed to Scotland this summer there was no indication in my searches on the web that it was even in production.  At that point the larger Sun Mountain H2No and the Titleist Stay Dry bags, both made by Sun Mountain, were the only ones available and they were substantially bigger than the smaller bags walkers prefer.

But here it is…… the Sun Mountain H2No Ultralite Stand Bag that the real walkers have been waiting for.   Hallelujah my brother…..as Crosby, Stills, and Nash used to say “It’s been a long time comin’…”

H2NoAt just over 4 pounds this is the Sun Mountain Swift-X or Titleist Ultralite Stand Bag fully waterproofed.  For any of the walkers out there who have owned these models this will feel right at home on your shoulder.

The Moegolf field tester found that the 8.5 inch 3-way top was more than adequate for the full family of Zuno irons and their Kasco and Rocketballz cousins.  The waterproof fabric is handsomely appointed without any of those self-serving marketing screen prints.   Waterproof sealed YKK zippers and fully sealed seams throughout keep all the contents dry.  The molded top handle is used every time you pick up or put down the bag and a nifty sewn in fabric handle at the bottom of the bag provides extra leverage getting it out of the boot of the Mini Cooper.  Plenty of pockets for stuff, the roller bottom mechanism makes the deployment of the stand simple, and it has the Sun Mountain E-Z fit dual strap system with the center hub for solid weight distribution.

No more drying all your stuff after getting caught in the summer afternoon thumpers in the east and no more compromising your walking effort for the sake of owning a waterproof bag.  That trip to Bandon Dunes, Ireland, or Scotland just got way more effortless.

H2No ColorsThe H2No Ultralite comes in four tasteful color combinations-white/gray/gold, white/black/red, lime/white/black (for leprechauns and Celtic fans), and black and it sells for around $230 on the net.

I will never say that this is the last bag you will ever own but I will say that this is the one you have been waiting for.  The H2No Ultralite is going to be a killer seller for Sun Mountain until the rest of the bag makers can catch up with a light weight waterproof offering of their own.

September, 2013

Field Review Update:  Took the bag out for an 18-hole walking squish today in a driving Irish Mist and got fine performance results.  The wallet, the wool head cover, and the rest of the stuff embedded in the sealed waterproof compartments stayed dry and toasty.  The rain cover worked to perfection keeping intruding raindrops from running down the grips.  This confirms the 5-tee moe rating on this lightweight waterproof walking bag.

October, 2013

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Golfdotz

Want something a bit more festive to ID your golf ball than two blue dots next to the number? Well David Poole, a British entrepreneur, has come up with a very simple and durable way to mark your ball with some of your favorite monikers.

Just cut out one, peel off the film from it’s backing, and press the film onto your clean dry ball to transfer the image permanently. Within seconds the image bonds to the skin of the ball and you are done. Additional drawing optional.

The mustache collection with some additional artistic license.

The mustache collection with some additional artistic license.

Unlike your Sharpie art this image will not degrade from normal play. It does not affect the flight or roll on the ball and is conforming with USGA and R & A rules.

Available themes include Animal Kingdom, Think Pink, Paws and Claws, Walk on the Wild Side, and many others. Most of the iconic images like smiley faces, skulls and crossbones, hot chili peppers, flags, and individual letters are there for the pickin’.

These are not unreasonably priced at about $6 a pack of 24 to 32 so they come out to about around two bits a ball if you buy them in enough quantity to mitigate the flat shipping charge.

If you are not Picasso or simply cannot stand getting the Sharpie ink on your golf glove you might check out the Golfdotz website and see if David’s clever invention will improve your golf self esteem.

Golfdotz

http://golfdotz.com

September, 2013

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Royal Hague: Links Golf In The Netherlands

While at the PGA Show a few years ago I had the pleasure of spending some time talking to Larry Lambrecht the renowned golf photographer about his work shooting stunning golf landscapes all over the world.  I asked him what is the next must visit golf destination that no one currently talks about.  Without hesitation he replied “The links courses of the Netherlands”.

Have to admit I was astounded by that answer since I had never heard mention of any golf courses in the Netherlands.  It is three years later and I finally stumbled on something to back up Larry’s assertion, a couple of pieces on the Golf Club Atlas website about Kennemer Golf and Country Club, site of this year’s KLM Open, and Royal Hague a three-shot par five from Amsterdam. I have to say it makes me feel like wooden shoes with Soft Spikes are in my future.

The Netherlands sits due east of Britain, just across the North Sea.  Despite the fact that 20% of the country is below sea level, the Netherlands has an abundance of dunes land stretching the length of it’s western shoreline.  In many areas the dune band is as much as 3 to 5 kilometers wide, far wider than the dune bands of eastern Scotland, and they are replete with the full variety of characteristics-big dunes, sandy soil, seaside flora and the like-needed for fine links golf courses.

Back in the Golden Age of Course Architecture Harry Colt, one of the prominent British architects of the time, ventured across the sea to build the first links course in the Netherlands at Kennemer in the mid 1920’s.  He built the bulk of his unique courses in the Netherlands by the end of the decade.  But his firm, Colt, Alison, and Morrison, was contracted in 1937 by Daniel Wolf a wealthy businessman to build an eighteen hole course on the other side of the ridge from Wolf’s estate about 25 kilometers from Amsterdam.

Since Colt was getting too old to travel by this time his associates Hugh Alison and John Morrison set off to meet with Wolf to survey the property.  What they found when they got there was an incredible piece of seaside ground with dunes “large enough to create an heroic setting without being too big to hinder good golf, the dunes were perfect terrain, literally every architect’s dream.”

Having worked with closely with Colt over the years they followed his script of clever strategic routing and minimalist designer intrusion.  There are only 18 bunkers on the entire course and a set of ingeneous green complexes many of which have crowned greens that will only honor the purest struck approach shot.  They let the lands speak for itself and the result was a links course with grand vistas and strategic shot lines that require full concentration.

As you look at the vivid images in the attached Golf Club Atlas article you cannot help but be struck by the similarity of this look to what we see at Bandon Trails in Oregon.  Given Crenshaw’s extensive study of the great designers I cannot believe he did not have The Hague in mind as they conjured their creation of Bandon Trails for Mike Keiser.

The course has recently undergone a significant restoration under the able hands of Frank Pont a local architect who used original architectural documentation and photographs to bring the Alison and Morrison feature back into a course that had been victim of many renovation design compromises over the last 70 years.  There is an extensive interview with Pont within this article if you want the nitty gritty on the latest work.

Enjoy the attached article about The Hague.  I think you will agree that your next trip to Amsterdam should include a diversion to take in one of the great links courses of Europe at Royal Hague.

(Click to read the Golf Club Atlas piece on Royal Hague in the Netherlands)

Golf Club Atlas

September, 2013

Highland Links Golf Course

Highland Links LogoFounded in 1892 and heralded as Cape Cod’s oldest golf course, the Highland Links in North Truro is one of America’s nostalgic golf treasures, perched high along windswept bluffs overlooking the Atlantic next to the vintage Highland Lighthouse on Cape Cod.  This is not going to appear on anyone’s top ten courses in Massachusetts much less the northeast, yet if you are truly a student of the game this is a must play if you are on the Cape.

The original Highland House Golf Links was an adjunct to an ocean hotel and cottage resort operated for years by Isaac Small of Truro and his family.   After years of growing wear and tear the links were refurbished in 1955 by owner Hal Conklin.  In the 1960’s, when Congress approved President Kennedy’s Cape Cod National Seashore Act, Highland Links became Federal property leased to the Town of Truro.  This is now an inexpensive public golf course available for the pleasure of anyone visiting the northern end of Cape Cod.

The second would feel at home anywhere in Scotland or Ireland.

The second hole would feel at home anywhere in Scotland or Ireland.

Deep natural rough, Scottish broom, thick gorse and low bushes, hilly terrain with non-irrigated open fairways, and spectacular ocean views make this course a genuine links in the Scottish tradition.   Wind, weather, rock hard fairways, and high rough are always a factor at Highland Links. Add to this the up and down elevations and gently rolling fairways you will have a links golf experience that you will not soon forget.

Each hole requires a second time around.

Each hole requires a second time around.

This is only a nine hole course but they have two sets of tees so you can make a second loop to get in the full eighteen.  I highly recommend you do that because the first time through there is a steep learning curve on how to play these holes successfully.   As you play the nine again from slightly different tees it is interesting that the men’s inward nine is 200 yards shorter while the women’s inward nine is 30 yards longer.  The second hole is a par 5 on the front and a much shorter par 4 on the back.  The fourth goes from a par 4 to a par 5 as the thirteenth.   With different teeing lines, the shorter distance on the second nine seems a harder round to the measure of par.

Elevation change and wind have to be constantly condsidered.

Elevation change and wind are constantly considered through your day.

If you are used to lush fairways and fair bounces you need to check your ego at the door of the golf shop.  This is golf the old way, rock hard fairways with existential bounces, small putting surfaces with angular fall offs, and serious slopes to navigate on the greens.  The wind will be a major influence so trajectory control and creative attack lines are called for.  If you have a quiver of links shots bring them with you because the ground is your friend and you will have to make some strong up and downs to play well here.

Full links drama on the drive on the Par 5 sixth.

Full links drama unfolds before you on the drive at the Par 5 sixth.

The views on the high holes are just spectacular.  When you get to the tee box on six you are perched on a cliff about 400 yards above the ocean with a drop dead panoramic view worth a digital moment.  This place is not without a sense of humor.  There is a sign adjacent to this tee box on the walking path to the cliff that says, “No Ball Retrieving From Pond”.   You would need a grappling hook, lots of rope, and a lobster basket.

The PondThe Highland Lighthouse is prominent on the horizon through the round but never more spectacular then when it is the backdrop to the finishing par three on each nine.  In fact on the Truro Links website under “Directions”  they have:

Scotland:

Sail Southwest until you reach the 42nd parallel. Then head due West until you see Highland Light.

The views do not get any better than this.

View at the Par 3 ninth……it does not get any better than this.

There are also two other curious architectural artifacts on the top of the dunes behind the second and third holes.The first is a globe that looks straight out of Epcot Center at Disneyworld.  It is an old FAA service dome that originally was used by the Air Force as a surveillance station during WW II.  Juxtaposed to it stands a 55-foot tall medieval looking granite tower on which you would expect to see Mel Gibson in full Braveheart garb wielding his sword and a shield.  This is the Jenny Lind Tower that was transplanted from Boston in 1927 as a gift to Truro from Harry Aldrich, a rich Boston attorney.  The tower was famous because Jenny Lind, the most famous singer in the world in 1850, delivered a concert from the top of it to a throng of people who could not fit into the auditorium she was scheduled to perform in at Boston and Maine’s Fitchburg Depot.  I am thinking that a young and impressionable Mr. Aldrich must have been in that crowd.

The embellishments on the horizon seem to span centuries.

The embellishments on the horizon seem to span centuries.

What this place lacks in polished feature and comfort detail it more than makes up for in traditional links look and feel.  For those who love a rough and tumble British Isles golf experience there may be no better place on the east coast to find it than a double lap at Highland Links.

North Truro, Massachusetts

Architect:  Willard Small (1892)/J. Henry McKinley (1913)

Tees                Par     Yardage      Rating     Slope

Blue                 70        5332           67.0        114

Red                  72        4587           67.8        117

(Click here to review the complete Highland Links Golf Course hole-by-hole descriptions)

For more pictures click to review Postcard From Highland Links

Postcard From Highland Links

Highland Links SignOn the remote high bluffs overlooking the Atlantic Ocean in North Truro, Massachusetts is a lovely old links style course dating back to 1892 called Highland Links. It has none of the panache of it’s more fabled cousins in Massachusetts yet it is a quirky place of pure golf fascination for those who appreciate links golf. At Highland Links you are in for a walk through sand dunes covered in tight underbrush and Scottish broom, sweeping hills meandering through rugged terrain, and perches with beach and ocean views that will bedazzle you.

The OceanDune caps, Atlantic, and beyond…….

Practice GreeModest putting green greets you outside the understated golf shop.

Practice TeeFull practice facility for pre-round preparation.

HL #1 GreenFirst green with an eclectic collection of artifacts on the horizon.

HL #2 BDune walls overlooking the sweeping ramp on the second could be almost anywhere in the Scottish Highlands.

Epcot Center DomeInter-stellar communications behind the third tee….ET phone home………

GoWith so many blind landing areas they employ the latest in high tech warning systems.

HL #5The hilltop green setting on the fifth framed by dune and porpoise play lands.

Pointing Out The PondYou have to love an environmental sense of humor.

HL #6 GreenNeedless to say visualization is required for the approach into the sixth green.

HL #7 GreenSmall coffee table green on the par three seventh…not a lot of room to put your feet up…or the ball for that matter.

HL #9 BunkerOne of the less docile green side bunkers…Bandon or Royal County Down…you choose.

HL #9The postcard finishing hole leaves you with a scrapbook memory for tonight’s dinner conversation.

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For more detail click to see the Highland Links Golf Course Review

For tourist information click to see the Highland Lighthouse Brochure

Harbor Lights Adventure

Google “Mini Golf Cape Cod” and you will get results on over 17 full service facilities within a 60 mile area.  There are pirate themes, lighthouse themes, sand and surf themes…..almost every genre is covered.  Cape Cod is apparently the Pinehurst for mini golf in the Northeast.  At a smidge under ten bucks a round this might be the best family golf value in the region……rental equipment is available…..don’t ask for any Pro V-1s or Scotty Camerons though.

HL SignWe played Harbor Lights in Brewster, a neo-classic design which blended natural elements with some skilled engineering to create a presentation with clean lines and tactical elements that did not border on the bizarre (no windmills or clown’s noses).

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Landscape

The canvas includes indigenous regional landscaping composed with large stone lagoons and a nautical touch.

HL 1
Leaner….what appears to be a simple opening hole note the influencing pimple mound just past the transition….takes the straight out of the straight putt.

HL 4Tilt-A-Whirl…..a true dogleg on #4 around the natural outcropping give it a bit of an Old Tom Morris links look…this is a place where you have to let the topography define your playing lines.

HL 6 3 TierThree Blind Mice….a Skee-Ball affair through the marsh grasses on #6.  Central hole takes you all the way down to the lower tier green with a chance to make a birdie.

HL 8The Brickyard….the  8th is a sweeping dogear left-the 6” paver borders give it a clean look from the tee but you must avoid the recessed collection area past the mounds on the right.

LagoonJustin’s Lagoon in the center of the course adds a tropical touch of tranquility to the round.

HL 9 BoardwalkPark Place….a Pete Dye boardwalk theme on the driveable 9th….the pond short left of the hole is a magnet for colored golf balls.

HL 12 TimberTowering Timbers on #12….like North Carolina you have to sew one through the hardwood to find the target.

HL 15 Irish MoundLuge…..another links transition hole has a touch of Lahinch….to play for a birdie you have to take on the high road but risk losing it to the lower level beyond the hole.  Laying up below should make for an easy par.

HL GrottoA major statement is The Donald….a grotto waterfall you play through on the last hole.

Cascading WaterfallThe cascading mountain waters off The Donald’s brow can be a bit of a distraction.

Through The GrottoWilma, Betty, and Bam-Bam awaiting Fred’s play through the grotto.

ContestantsThe Simbas (on the right) took the Handicrappers (on the left)  3 and 1 in a riveting
Four-Ball Best Ball for Ice Cream Sandwiches.

Harbor Lights Adventure Mini Golf
Brewster, Mass
http://www.harborlightsminigolf.com

September, 2013

Cruden Bay Golf Club

Cruden Bay Golf Club LogoAt the end of the 19th century the great railway expansion took place in Scotland which provided a mode of transport to a string of new links courses established in that era.   Cruden Bay,  just north of Aberdeen, came on line in 1899 and one more magnificent links venue was within reach.  Nestled amongst some of the tallest dunes on the east coast of Scotland Old Tom Morris staked the original Cruden Bay course in Aberdeenshire and it fast became a favorite destination for holiday travelers.  It was updated and expanded by Tom Simpson and Herbert Fowler in 1926 to take on the unique character that we enjoy today.

The clubhouse sits on a hill overlooking the sprawling links below.  As you step out of the golf shop the panoramic view is a strong hint at the special day of links golf that lies ahead.  James Finegan describes this view, “Below, in all its turbulent splendor, lies one of the most awe-inspiring stretches of linksland ever dedicated to the game….sand hills rise as high as sixty feet, their shaggy slopes covered with long and throttling golden grasses.  For sheer majesty of setting, no Scottish course surpasses Cruden Bay”.

Even through the haar you can see the splendid combination Finegan describes

Even through the haar you can see the splendid topographical combination Finegan describes.

 (Click on any picture to get an enhanced view of the image)

The tallest dunes dominate the north end of the course early in the round creating a mixture of elevation changes and alcove holes between the dunes to challenge your judgment and your will.  Coming off the valley floor the first four holes present a unique array of technical links shots that are a splash of cold water on the face.  Negotiating a successful approach shot to the table top green at number two demands creativity and dexterity.  The carry shot on the signature par three fourth is a blend of terror and thrill if it lands and stays on a putting surface suspended off a towering dune.

Green complex on the Par 4 #2 is downright elusive to your approach shot.

Green complex on the Par 4 #2 is downright elusive to your approach shot.

If you survived the opening volley the rest of the front side you wend amongst the low gorse and grassed covered dunes that define playing lines for each hole.  The view off the tee box of the sweeping par four fifth is mesmerizing as the hole turns left into a small subdivision of sand dunes.   Two full metal blows are required to reach the putting surface.  A Captain Hook dogear left three-shot par five follows-with the first incursion of a Scottish burn defining your lay up position and putting the vise grip on your approach shot into a treacherous green setting.

Negotiating the burn and green side bunkers on #5 is a major challenge.

Negotiating the burn and green side bunkers on #5 is a major challenge.

As you start a slow climb up to the high ground the next two are quintessential links par fours.  The seventh would feel at home at Ballyliffen Glashedy or Enniscronne in the northern reaches of Ireland.  Your tee ball requires restraint as you play into a narrowing landing area leaving a steep uphill pitch to a long putting surface that seems to shed approach shots without very distinct intention.  The driveable eighth will leave many a long hitter with tufts of hair between their fingers if they fail to make birdie on what seems to be a most gettable hole.  The steep march that follows to the ninth tee has you gasping for air as you look out over a hole draped across the ridge of one of the tallest dunes on the course.

Resplendent view from the 10th tee a the dune wall that shadows the holes coming in.

Resplendent view from the 10th tee of the dune wall that frames the holes coming in.

From the precipice tee on ninth tee take in the grandeur of the remaining holes stretching out below your feet in both directions-a gorse covered dune wall cordons one side and the low cliffs overlooking the sea the other. If you look behind you, on the bluffs in the distance you see the eerie remains of Slain’s Castle peering out over the North Sea.

The wind off the sea on #11 makes this short pitch very compelling.

The wind off the sea on #11 makes this short pitch very compelling.

Exposure to the sea breeze creates a remarkable run of holes from the 9th to 16th .  The short par three 11th reminds me of the three pars on the inward half at Royal Dornoch-there is only one line to play and it has to be with proper resolve to mitigate the wind’s effect and offer a chance to make par.

The influence of the sea is ever present throughout the back nine.

The influence of the sea is ever present throughout the back nine.

Turning back to the North you are playing to the farthest reach of the links.   The sound of the sea crashing on the rocks just over your shoulder adds to the sense of remoteness of this part of the course.   Against all macho temptations to be heroic, controlling your line and the subsequent roll outs on both the short par four 12th and the serpentine par five that follows is essential.  The green complex on the 13th is as Old Tom found it, a small blind shelf wedged between a low dune and the tall dune wall behind just begging for a putting surface.

This sunken green lurks behind the dune on your approach into the Par 4 14th.

This sunken green lurks behind the dune on your approach into the Par 4 14th.

Blind is an important operational term since it is the major factor on the next three holes.  There is so much existential fate woven into them Søren Kierkegaard would feel right at home here.  After a controlled draw up the ramp shoulder of the tall dune on the 14th your second shot is a full faith play over the directional pole where your target is a large Turkish bath of a green sunken into a hollow on the back side of a low dune.  The punch bowl effect is helpful but the green is so long that gauging distance to the pin is crucial-an important hint is provided in “the box” next to the tee.

A dogleg left par three follows-yes I said dogleg.  Totally blinded by the right scapula of the big dune you have to visualize a draw shape and trust that there is an ample receiving area round the bend.  Don’t fail to notice the engineering marvel of the bell and rope warning system provided to let the group behind you know when it is safe to hit.

You can barely make out the flag in front of your target off the blind 16th.

You can barely make out the flag in front of your target off the blind 16th.

One more blind man’s bluff in a middle sized par three on the 16th where the teenie green is hidden over top edge of a low dune surrounded by the coffins that give the hole it’s name.  Aim at the refuge house on the hill and be prepared for a birdie putt.

The chef left one of his creations in your way in the middle of the 17th fairway.

The chef left one of his creations in your way in the middle of the 17th fairway.

One last links diddie awaits you on the 17th tee as you start your descent to the valley floor from where you began.  The driving area is dominated by a huge fallen soufflé of a mound in the center of the fairway.  Trusting that you can slip it by one side to get a look at the raised plateau green is another act of faith.  The final hole is a bit mundane compared to the rest but it still has plenty of challenge if you need a par to win the third leg of the Nassau bet.

Sipping a cold one in the clubhouse bar overlooking the splendor that James Finegan described you will have a remorseful sense of a links adventure experienced that ended too soon.  A second exploratory trip around might just be in order.

Aberdeenshire, Scotland

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Architect:  Old Tom Morris (1899)
Tom Simpson and Herbert Fowler (1926)

Tees         Par    Yardage      Rating

White        70      6263           71

Gold          70     5862           69

(Click here to review the complete Cruden Bay Golf Club hole-by-hole descriptions)

For more pictures click to review Northern Scotland-Day 6a: Cruden Bay Golf Club

For even more photos click our 2016 posting Cruden Bay Golf Club-Revisited

One Hull Of A Player

Charley Hull, the 17-year-old rookie sensation of the European Solheim Cup team was lauded by Scottish tennis sensation Andy Murray’s mother and coach Judy who tweeted, “Love the way Charley Hull just gets on with it.  No messing.  No pouting.  No lippy. No shades.  No face paint.  Cool kid.”

Anyone who watched Hull and 18-year-old American teen star Lexi Thompson trade blows in their four-ball match on Saturday or Hull’s total domination of Paula Creamer 5 and 4 in Sunday’s Singles had to be impressed by her incredible shot making and Cool Hand Luke demeanor.

But the most refreshing and mature comment came from Hull herself.  When asked if she was affected by the pressure of an event that buckles the knees of the wiliest veterans she said, “I didn’t really feel nervous, to be honest.  I’m not going to die if I hit a bad shot.  I just hit it, find it, and hit it again.”

A very wise perspective from a youthful messenger.

As reported in:

Golf World

August, 2013

The Dog At The Turn

One of the elements of your typical golf experience, whether at the home course or during an away game,  that never gets enough mention is what happened at the half way house at the turn or after the round.  Just yesterday I went with the Hot and Sour Soup Special with a side of Fritos and earned the quizzical wrinkled eyebrow from a friend as a result.  My point was simple….they did not have any fried wonton noodles to throw in the soup.

Next to #8 at Pine Valley, gatorade or something stronger if you need it.

Next to #8 at Pine Valley, gatorade or something stronger if you need it.

At a recent après golf dinner session with about 20 golf buddies the conversation got seriously nostalgic when it came to favorite half way houses or grilling stations from the day.  The quality of the dog off the grill at the Teepee next to the seventh tee
on the old Chief at Indian Springs brought a universal tear to the eyes of all present.  There is the stone charcoal grill somewhere in the middle of the course at Argyle that I believe still offers burgers and dogs to weary golfers.

At our place, Woodmont, in the Mr. Peabody way-back days, we had a screened halfway hut between the old thirteenth/sixteenth tee boxes where the charcoal grill smoke wafting out the back got your juices flowing in anticipation while you hit your approach shots into twelve.  The noise of the screen door slamming and the tone deaf guys arguing over the presses down the stretch presented an added distraction/ambiance to playing your forced carry shot over the pond into the par three thirteenth.

Playing golf with my son during his developmental teenage years we actually used to rate the courses we played by the quality of the daily special at the turn.  A good kilbasa was worth four stars, especially if they had the sauerkraut or grilled onions to support it and some true ballpark yellow mustard.  One pleasant surprise was a Philly Cheesesteak Wrap at a rural venue in southern Pennsylvania.  The Cajun Chicken Sandwich at the Ocean Course in Kiawah was a very nice regional offering I remember well.

There are famous halfway venues like the Lighthouse at Pine Valley where you can get almost anything you want, including some fluid anesthetic, going or coming as it is straddled by the holes on both the outward and inward nines.  Or there are storied offerings like cheddar cheese and peanut butter with crackers you scoop out of big ceramic urns at places like Somerset Hills Golf Club in New Jersey.

Charcoal grilled Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich at Kinloch....awesome

Charcoal grilled Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich at Kinloch….awesome

Sometimes it is the garnishing that can make the experience complete.  Freshly fried kettle chips seemed like the right sidekick for the homemade walnut chicken salad sandwich at Kinloch Golf Club in Richmond.  Since we are on that subject , the kettle chips and garlic dip at Arnie’s Bay Hill is an after round treat that certainly deserves some kudos.  A serious Jewish dill pickle pulled from the brine container can replenish your depleted fluid and salt levels better than any electrolyte drink.

And let’s not short change the antidote for low blood sugar moments.  A fresh homemade oatmeal cookie the size of your golf glove or a frozen Milky Way or Snickers has proved pivotal in turning around more than it’s share of mediocre golf outings.   The Magnum Ice Cream Bar is a particular favorite of our roving culinary expert when in the British Isles.  He swears they taste better there than here.

Scotland standard....Irn-Bru..the drink of champions

Scotland standard….Irn-Bru..the drink of champions

Even a package of Trail Mix or authentic Peanut M & Ms can do the trick.  Pass on the Wasabi Mix…some things are best left for at a cocktail party with a chardonnay in your hand.  A recent trip to Scotland opened my eyes up to their national non-alcoholic beverage of choice Irn-Bru that tastes like melted bubble gum but really handles that same sugar depression nicely.  For mobile gratification keeping a stash of Tootsie Roll Pops in the ball pouch is a time tested protocol.  If your stars are aligned you get a full Indian on the wrapper which should be good for at least one birdie coming in.

So the next time you finish a mediocre round at your local fee track or a fancy resort course, remember that the full golf experience to a veteran journeyman is more than the quality of the practice facility and the hard work of the name brand designer.  It should  include credit to the flavorful product of the elbow grease of the chef at the halfway house or simply acknowledgment of the pleasant smile of the attractive attendant who delivered you the tasty fare.

Remember, the true measure of the quality of the “dog at the turn” is how much the trash can is overflowing two holes later.

August, 2013