Isleworth Golf and Country Club

Isleworth is a 600-acre private gated community surrounded by picturesque lakes and about 10 miles of private waterways.  It is ten minutes from the center of booming Orlando and provides these pros everything they are looking for in a residence community.  Except for one infamous middle-of-the-night fire hydrant incident back in November of 2009, there is rarely anything that disrupts the solitude of this place.

The schools are good, income taxes non-existent, major airport a drive and a five iron away,  tolerable weather ten months of the year, and a golf facility fine tuned to their every want and desire.  As a result, it is the home of a plethora of PGA and LPGA pros including John Cook, Stewart Appleby, Darren Clarke, J. B. Holmes, Paula Creamer, Annika Sorenstam, and Yani Tseng.  Other sports and entertainment stars and high worth individuals have purchased homes here as well so there is a real who’s who atmosphere on the property every day.

The Isleworth Golf and Country Club is the centerpiece of the community that was started by a group of investors in the mid 1980s.  The Tavistock Group subsequently took over the development in 1993 and worked to bring it up to a standard that would attract the golf professionals and high worth individuals for their permanent residences.  They built an exquisitely appointed 82,000 square foot club house that blends classic design with casual elegance.   From the locker room to the wellness center everything about this place speaks to daily needs of their members in an informal atmosphere of comfort.  Tavistock even appointed the property with distinguished pieces of lawn sculpture from artists like Henry Moore, Phillip Jackson, Eric Goulder, and Arturo Dimodica.

Charging Bull Greets You At The First Tee

To most guys the Champions Grill is the centerpiece of the Isleworth experience.  This grillroom is something to behold.  You walk down a spiral staircase from men’s locker room surrounded by the golf bags bearing names of the pros who are members at the club.  This leads you to an area with a manly wood appointed  bar and restaurant outfitted with comfortable seating and a flat screen TV everywhere you look.  The walls are covered with captivating memorabilia including plaques for each Major Championship with winners listed who are Isleworth members. Adjacent is a large recreation room with a putting green and a half court basketball court as it’s centerpiece.  Additionally you will see every boy toy ever invented including a pool table, ping pong table, video games, table top shuffleboard, dart boards, air hockey, and a golf swing simulator.  There are cushy spectator chairs horseshoeing each of those so there are lots of ways to settle a push bet on the back nine with your buddies.

The golf facility leaves no pebble unturned.  It includes a massive practice facility with reclusive areas where the pros can practice without disruption.  Tiger Woods got his own secluded pad on the driving range with an extra 50 yards of carry room so he doesn’t bomb any of the other patrons while practicing his stinger.  They have a two-acre short game area with replica bunkering from Augusta National and TPC Sawgrass and an 11,000 square foot putting green.  Plenty of room for the pro, the caddy, and a couple of hundred of their brand of shag balls for the daily practice grind.

The golf course was originally designed by Arnold Palmer and Ed Seay and was subsequently modified extensively under the direction of the very capable architect Steve Smyers.    The course has a distinct Florida target-golf character to it-this was probably intentional to give the professionals a way to simulate the challenges they see during their regular work day.  It is a testing golf course with six sets of tees that can be stretched to as much as 7500 yards for those with masochistic proclivity.  At 6400 yards it is all most amateurs can handle so pick your teeing ground with proper forethought.

The most distinctive characteristic of this course is the very demanding driving areas.  Throughout you see harrowing bunkers hugging the corner of the doglegs adjacent to which is the most advantageous approach angle to the green.  But unlike other courses, the other side of the fairway provides little respite-there is no safe way to play off the tee on most of the holes.  You have to take on the challenge through the day if you want any chance of hitting these greens in regulation.

The course does not have very many stunning holes you will not forget but there are quite a number that will get your competitive attention.  Once you get over the greeting of the Charging Bull on the first tee you have a relatively routine opening hole.  But your heart beat will be prompted by the harrowing challenge of the “Cypress Chute” you have to negotiate on the par 3 second.  Two through four are the three lowest handicap holes on the front so reaching the fifth tee with a scorecard still in tact is your biggest challenge. A little bit of a breather over the next few holes brings you to Champions Point and a view of some really nice boat slips with their matching bungalows.   “Best of Bessie” is a very challenging par four at the eight and you close the opening nine plotting your way “Around the Lake” with another technical par four.

Three Monks Overlook The Front Drive

A bit of a ethereal moment as you leave the cart park next to nine and drive by the Three Monks on the front lawn of the clubhouse driveway.   Seems appropriate to mutter a little deferential prayer on your own behalf before heading to the back nine.

The back nine starts routinely enough but, like the front, you get a sizeable challenge on the next two holes.  The 11th  with its beautiful flower beds behind the green is the Kodak moment of the day.  But this is a full metal challenge with a 150 yard club-especially if the wind is influencing.  The 12th provides another daunting approach with the green wedged between a pond and a side hills on the right.  The par five 13th is a bit of a breather-more lakeside residential eye candy…..these people must have large families or extensive wait staffs.

From here to the end the holes a not bulky in length but they will challenge you constantly to execute well planned shots.  After an interesting short hole on sixteen, the last two are the hardest handicap holes on this side and they well deserve that distinction.  Both green settings are diabolical so the real challenge on each of them is at the end.  The final hole is a bear-this is two booming shots or a deft up and down if you need a par to wrestle away the back nine Nassau.

Challenging Green Arrangement At Par 5 17th

Isleworth, when taken in total,  is quite the golf experience.  If it presents itself as an opportunity just throw caution to the wind,  pay the ticket, and indulge yourself for the day in the life of the rich and famous.

Windermere, Florida

Architect: Arnold Palmer/Ed Seay (1986)
Steve Smyers (renovation)

Tees            Par    Yardage      Rating     Slope
Lewis          72       6765           72.9        139
Chase         72       6409          70.8         134

(Click here to review Isleworth hole-by-hole descriptions)

Phillin’ It Up

I a sure Phil got all giddy when he heard he would be playing the final round on Sunday  at Pebble Beach with Tiger.  At this point in his career the only thing that matters to Phil is winning majors and beating Tiger head-to-head.  He had little concern with the fact that he was six shots back of Charlie Wi at the beginning of the day, his total focus would be on outplaying Tiger in the second to last group of the day.

It turned out to be less of a Duel at the OK Corral and more of a Massacre at Little Big Horn.  Phil shot 64 to Tiger’s 75 and won for his 40th time on the PGA Tour and his 4th time at Pebble Beach.  To paraphrase what Nick Faldo said on the broadcast, if it had been match play Phil torched him 7 & 5-it was over coming off the 13th green.


This was vintage swash buckling Phil right from the beginning.  He went on a birdie-par-birdie-birdie-eagle run starting on the second hole on his way to shooting 31 on the front side.  Tiger self destructed with three bogies in a row on 7, 8, and 9.  You could have put a fork in him by the time he made the turn.

The back nine was more full-Phil-ment.  After Tiger holed it from the green side bunker on 12, Phil drained a long one to save par.  After a perfect drive, he took the spin off a dexterous knock-down nine iron and rolled it to within two feet of the Clark Kent pin position on 13.  On the pivotal par 5 14th Phil cozied a sand wedge to five feet for another birdie after Tiger took out a camera man airmailing the green on his way to another bogey.  One more bit of magic on 15 when Phil short-sided himself into the right bunker, blasted to 38 feet, and made another bomb across the green to keep his bogey-free round in tact.

The only un-Phil-like moment of the day was at 18 where, with a two shot lead and one hand on the trophy, Phil listened to Bones and hit 4 iron, 4 iron, wedge to four feet and made an exclamation point birdie to cap off a scintillating 64.

This was another one for the Mickelson family scrapbook.  Pebble holds a special place in his heart because Phil’s grandfather used to travel down from his home to caddy there a few eons ago.  Somehow the 15 cents a round his grandpa used to make seems to pale compared to $1.2 million filling up the Mickelson piggy bank and another tiger pelt for the study.

February, 2012

Spackler Defends At Pebble

Carl Spackler, A.K.A. Bill Murray, will be defending his A T & T National Pro-Am Title this week at historic Pebble Beach with his professional partner D.A. Points.  If you recall, in a true Cinderella Story,  this unlikely duo opened with a 59 on Day One and went on to best the field by two over four days with a 35 under total of 251.

D.A. Points just so happened to notch his first professional win at the same time playing pretty flawlessly down the stretch with Murray as his alter ego.  He was one shot behind when he jarred a gap wedge for eagle on the difficult par five 14th and then followed it making a 30 footer on 15 for birdie.  Three pars coming in capped his 67 and a two shot win over Hunter Mahan.

The most riveting moment was Points facing a nervous six footer for par on 16.  When his caddy asked him how he felt he answered, “Not very good”.  At which point D.A. took a page from the Murray handbook.  He turned to partner who stood over a long putt from across the green and hollered at him, “The crowd would be really happy if you could make that”.    The crowd laughed approvingly and that seemed to break the tension.  After Murray narrowly missed his putt, Points made his six footer for par and sailed home from there for the win.

It was obvious at the end Murray seemed a bit uncomfortable in the role of the victor-he was uncharacteristically serious.  When asked if his partnership with Points was a new Pro-Am tandem he said, “I’m thinking of turn pro but I probably won’t.  It’s really nice to play with a gentlemen.  He’s a good person.  He’s from Illinois. He’s Lincoln-esque in stature and unfailingly polite”.

Having had a full year to recharge his comic competitive batteries I suspect Carl will be back to his old self trying to write the Cinderella Sequel.

February, 2012

Bellagio Bogey

Golf club vendors have become like truck manufacturers in trumpeting their products in commercials with preposterous trumped up circumstantial demonstrations.

Callaway started running this commercial recently for their RAZR Fit Driver that shows the European Tour’s driving gorilla Alvaro Quiros hitting this new driver across the Bellagio Fountains in Vegas at a neon-ensconced target that shares the same six-sided outline as the Callaway logo in the commercial. Seems clear to me that the point is this adjustable fit capability will allow him to carry the ball 310 yards across the fountain and hit the target.

Besides having Quiros make final “adjustments” to the driver head and then address the ball with a cocky smirk, the producers emphasize the ball flight with the timed arc of the Bellagio fountain plumes. Of course the commercial ends with a light show and raucous crowd revelry.

Only problem is that if you watch this thing closely the ball misses the target wide left with a kerplunk into the water…………just like a misjudged hook on Sunday at the 18th at Sawgrass. Seeing this result does not convince me that “all other adjustable fit drivers will simply have to adjust”.

(Click here to see the Callaway RAZR Fit Driver Bellagio demonstration)

While I am on this soapbox let me say that all the golf equipment manufacturers are selling us a bill of goods with these adjustable fit drivers. The inference that optimal club fitting is a DIY project for a typical consumer is intellectually bankrupt.

The only way you can be properly fit with one of these adjustable fit clubs is with the assistance of a professional club fitter and a launch monitor. Once they get the loft angle, face openness, and head weighting settings right for your swing speed and path you would have to be crazy to tinker with it on your own. Further, since probably the most important factor in the proper fitting of your driver is the shaft itself, the manufacturer would have to sell you the adjustable fit club with a wrench and three replacement shafts for the same price.

This adjustable fit capability will help your club fitter fine tune your driver for you but this feature is not going to do you any good once you take the club out of the shop.

February, 2012

Taking Center Stage

As you will read in this wonderful article by Ron Sirak from Golf World this past week, Sophie Gustafson may have slain the most important dragon in her career this past fall when she stood in front of a microphone to do an interview with Val Skinner before the Solheim Cup.

Sophie has been an accomplished player on both sides of the Atlantic for a long time.  She has 28 pro victories to her credit, 5 on the LPGA Tour and 14 on the Ladies European Tour.  She has 13-12-6 record in that competitive furnace called The Solheim Cup and was a perfect 4-0 as one of the heroes at Killeen Castle as the Europeans won the cup this past fall.  (Click here to see the review Europe’s Solheim Triumph)

For all her accomplishments she has been an enigma to the golfing public for her lack of  public profile considering all her success.  But there was a good reason for that since Sophie has had to struggle with a debilitating stutter her entire life.  As Sirak says, “Gustafson has been unable to share her personality because of a stutter so severe one sentence rarely follows another without hitting a stop sign”.

With the same tenacity that she has always shown on the golf course Gustafson decided this fall to take her greatest fear head on and release herself from the shackles that this condition has bound her with her entire life.  The interview was a watershed moment for her in many ways.  Besides casting aside her own demons she was surprised at the public response she got from others who have family members with this condition.  One parent wrote that their child who stutters “now has a sports hero they can relate to”.  I think she now sees this as an opportunity, instead of a curse, an opportunity to set an example and make a difference in the lives of others.

Gustafson is an accomplished athlete but she is also a bright, intelligent, and outspoken advocate for the ladies’ game.  This article touches a cord about how hard it can be for even the most gifted athletes to deal with the challenges that life can pose for any of us.

(Click here to read Ron Sirak’s “From Stage Fright To Stage Presence”)

Sophie wrote an elucidating article of her own for Sports Illustrated in March 2012 a month before she is slated to accept the annual Ben Hogan Award at a ceremonial dinner before The Masters.

(Click here to read Sophie’s SI Article “Speaking Up”)

Ron Sirak

Golf World/Golf Digest

January, 2012

The PGA Trunk Show 2012

Walking the aisles of the Orlando convention center for the annual PGA Merchandise Show is like shopping the market in the Old City of Jerusalem as a Westfields Mall.  There are over 1000 exhibitors hawking their services and wares to more than 40,000 visitors over three days.  It is golf sensory overload with over 100,000 square feet of clubs, balls, shoes, fashions, accessories, gizmos, awards and memorabilia, carts, training aids, energy supplements and putting gurus.  If it is about golf it is represented here.  Enjoy some of the sights and scenes from this year’s show.

The crowds were ebbing from the opening on Thursday morning.

All the “majors” were showing their latest and greatest .

Every infomercial and outing item had a hawker.

Strange lawn art and monuments had their place.

Vehicles for driving, pushing, or pulling were there.

Some of the spokesman were bigger than life.

Others were on the wall or in the house earning their royalties.

There are swing aids to fix any ill.

And swing simulators as well.

Men’s and women’s fashion and accessories galore.

Even some un-traditional/traditional fashions were available.

Shoes….miles of aisles of shoes.

In the end this show is about creating a product buzz.  Whether it was Lexi Thompson pounding out 300 yard drives with her Cobra driver at demo day, droves of people gobbling up Adidas and True Linkswear walking shoes at a bargain price,  or folks waiting endlessly in line for a couple of swings of the new Taylor Made Rocketballz three wood-it is about gaping at, grabbing, and groping the latest and the greatest products in the golf world today.  Golf is a game for consumers and this is where all the consumption takes its lead.

(First two photos by David Walberg/SI)

January, 2012

Even On A Bad Day

At the end of our round we return to the clubhouse, flushed with healthy exercise, with a full and particular knowledge of the bunkers of the course, but with the proud consciousness………. that we have faithfully replaced every divot.

Bernard Darwin

Portrait of a High Handicap Golfer

Hanging Over La Jolla

The View From Above (expandingknowledge.com)

There is something delightfully playful about the colorful silks of the hang gliders that will be suspended over Torrey Pines at this week’s Farmer’s Insurance Open in La Jolla, California.  These characters look like they are really having a good time as they take in the stunning vistas, beautiful sunshine, and an aerial view of some of the top players in the world plying their craft.

Tiger, who has won at this place more times than we can count, will be skipping the event to pad his money market account with a three million dollar appearance for playing in the Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship in the Arab Emirates this weekend.  But the other favorite son of San Diego, Phil Mickelson, will be on hand along with Ernie Els, Justin Rose, Dustin Johnson, Nick Whatney, Rickie Fowler and a host of others as the PGA West Coast Swing shifts into second gear.

Maybe the most interesting story this weekend is the return of J.B. Holmes to the tour after brain surgery this fall to correct a Chiari Malformation that was impinging on his spinal cord resulting in dizziness, headaches and problems with balance and coordination. He actually went through two surgeries and a length convalescence but is about 85% which means he still hits it about 15 yards past most of the gorillas on the tour.  This man has moxie and his return will be a welcome sight to all of the fans who watch the tour regularly.

Rocco will be back at the site of his famous duel with you-know-who in the 2008 U.S. Open at Torrey Pines.  His form has been sketchy since his last win in 2010 at The Frys.com Open, but you know he will be chatty and entertaining as he basks once again in the glory of his effort in that Monday playoff for our national championship.

The 18th At Torrey Pines South (whosyourcaddie.net)

Don’t miss the sights, flights, and sounds of another garden spot in California.  TV coverage is on Golf Channel Thursday and Friday afternoon and CBS over the weekend from 3 to 6 pm EST.

January, 2012