Bedlam Returns

To those who have played the 16th at TPC Scottsdale in the annual Waste Management Phoenix Open, it is like playing at the Red Sox post 2004 World Series riot inside of Fenway during the game.  No cars will be turned over and torched but you could light the breath of 80% of those in attendance.  There is nothing like it anywhere else on the PGA Tour.

Bo Van Pelt said that stepping out of the tunnel to the teeing area is the modern sports equivalent of stepping into the Roman Gladiator ring.  About 30,000 crazies with Caesar McCord giving the thumbs up or thumbs down.  All this hoopla for professionals hitting a knock-down 9-iron into a 162 yard par 3 that doesn’t even have a water hazard.

Over the years this hole has seen it’s share of The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly-Tiger’s Ace in 1997,  some really impaired synchronization of the wave, and Ian Poulter giving the crowd the one-finger salute after missing a short birdie putt.

Bedlam always prevails.  The guy with the “Quiet Please” paddle is about as relevant as Tiger’s body guard at a Sorority Mixer.

The Golf Channel

January, 2011

Sober Advice

Notice

The suggestion book will now be kept
behind the bar and available therefore
from the staff, who have been instructed
not to release the book to members who
have been drinking excessively.

Jon Bennett, Secretary

Sign posted in the 110-year old clubhouse of the Leven Course in Scotland,
the twelfth oldest golf club in the world.

Scotland Where Golf Is Great

James W. Finegan

October, 2012

Letting His Hair Down

Jesper Parnevik is the son of a Swedish Vaudeville style entertainer and the attached birthday video he did for his friend Brenda shows that entertaining runs in his blood.  Along with a cast of thousands including his kids, wife, and tour buddies Dustin Johnson, Richard Johnson, Will MacKenzie, Fredrick Jacobson, and Marc Turnesa, Jesper directed, produced, and edited this colorful extravaganza.

The man has style if not a lot of hair.

(Click to enjoy Jesper’s Gangnam Style dance video)

Jesper Parnevik

U-tube Video

October, 2012

Cup Twitterings

One would think that recounting three days of Ryder Cup tweets would be a mundane read of fossilized observations.  But this is Dan Jenkins and his observations are never mundane and usually prescient.

You will get a chuckle out of his time phase thoughts on subjects like club house architecture, fashion statements, game no-shows, play late-shows, production decisions, and other successes and failures.

 (Click to read the Ryder Cup Tweets of Dan Jenkins)

Dan Jenkins

golfdigest.com

September, 2012

 

Mindset For Golf

Excessive golfing dwarfs the intellect.  Nor is this to be wondered at when we consider that the more fatuously vacant the mind is, the better for play…Next to the idiotic, the dull unimaginative mind is the best for golf.

Sir Walter Simpson

The Art of Golf (1887)

Quoted in: Grounds For Golf

Geoff Shackelford (2003)

The Humor Of Golf

The humor of golf is a divine comedy in the deeper sense.  Like all sources of laughter it lies in contrast and paradox; in the thought of otherwise grave men gravely devoting hours and money to a technique which so often they, apparently alone, do not know they can never master.  The solemnity of the eternal failure is vastly comic.  The perpetualness of their hope is nobly humorous.

R. C. Robertson-Glaskow (1901-1965)

Quoted in: Grounds For Golf

Geoff Shackelford (2003)

Lytham On The Midway

Royal Lytham is a patch of emerald polka-dotted with bunkers in a prison of red brick.  You wouldn’t know it is a links unless someone from the Royal and Ancient assured you of it, for the course is more than a mile from the sea.

It is the only British Open course that is not within sight of any water, which leads to the theory that in Lytham’s case, a links is any golf course built on land reclaimed from the penny arcades.

Dan Jenkins

Seen on geoffshackelford.com

July, 2012