Few things draw two men together more surely than a mutual inability to master golf, coupled with an intense and ever-increasing love of the game………It was pleasanter, they found, to play together, and go neck and neck round the eighteen holes, than to take on some lissom youngster who could spatter them all over the course with one old ball and a cut-down cleek stolen from his father; or some spavined elder who not only rubbed it into them, but was apt, between strokes, to bore them with personal reminiscences of the Crimean War.

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P.G. Wodehouse

A Woman Is Only A Woman

The Golf Omnibus